Alternate Titles for DSS books:

  • Book 1: Put That Fucking Spider Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
  • Book 2: A Child Disappears And His Parents Will Never Know He Was Eaten Alive
  • Book 3: Nothing Good Has Ever Happened In A Slaughter House Why The Fuck Would You Go In There
  • Book 4: Road Trip And Camping Basically
  • Book 5: Creative Ways To Kill A 16-Year-Old, A Memoir By The Vampire Princes
  • Book 6: How Is This Fucking Kid Still Not Dead JFC
  • someone continue the list!